Episode 230
If you are a new reader, you might want to subscribe to “Holiday Wars” as well as start reading it from the beginning. Once you’re caught up on the main storyline then checkout the side stories in “Tales of Holiday’s Past.”
This is an important episode, why? Because we have officially hit the end of Act II!
We started Act II wayyyyyyyy back when in Episode 95 (it posted on December 3rd of last year). So we’ve come a pretty long way since then. It also means that we are 3/4ths of the way through our story.
I THINK Volume 1 will end next May. There are 316 episodes. We are on episode 225 and we post three episodes a week. However throughout Act III there are some double sized episodes so the count ends up getting jumbled.
The pencils are done. The inks are almost done and the colors are getting close. So for this last bit of a journey we have tons of exciting stuff planned and I really hope you all enjoy the ride.
The cavalry has arrived! Too bad it's the wrong cavalry.
Yeah, that's not really cavalry.
I think Thanksgiving's Bionic Turkey's, well that's what they look like anyway lol, might be mightier than the Chick Soldiers.
In the script they are "80's Punk Mutant Turkeys" and yeah they can cause some serious damage.
oh that's not cavalry, its trample formation that can be used to wipe out any men that come to defend them sorta like what elephants was used for by Egyptians when they was in war its considered trampling attack to use to knock down small structures and break moral
What men? It's literary three weak Holidays verses an army!
da 3 people up in the ramparts are considered men and we haven't seen what the defenses of haven has of yet there could be auto defenses that was hidden and only become active when the world tree is dead.
I haven't seen that many overgrown turkeys since my last trip to Washington DC.
Nice surprise huh? It seemed like after Non-Wallace killed the one in the North Pole we were done with giant turkeys.
How do Punk Mutuant Turkeys respond to Stupid Questions? I suspect they either get lathered up in a rage or fall over dead when their heads asplode. Don't underestimate the power of a stupid question.
Stupid doesn't have any powers unless you count always speaking in questions as a power.
Stupid questions can always confuse the enemy and blow them away, like: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Turkey?
Oh Shi-
Run people Run!!!!
also cause I just couldn't resist:
"In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it and as a result, turkey became the only food source for France which is now called RoboFrance29. I was later killed by the chickens. So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens."
I can hear the voice speaking it!
What happened to the other 28 Robofrances?
Bugfixes.
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I keep on wanting to click on Stupid Question Day, damn my MMO-induced compulsion to click on people with question marks above their heads…
Don't feel bad. You aren't the only one.